Velociraptor Awareness Day 2018

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Sci-Fi King25

2KMember4297 XPApr-15-2018 3:29 PM

April 18 is a very important date. Some of you have been waiting for it for days. Some of you remember it from past years. Some of you may not even know what it is. April 18 is...

 

VELOCIRAPTOR AWARENESS DAY

 

That's right, ladies and gentlemen. The velociraptors are back. To be extra careful, we here at Scified like to advise you take extra precaution the entire month of April just to stay safe from them.

"But how do you protect yourself from a velociraptor?" You may find yourself asking. Don't worry, we have some tips and tricks to help you through any day, week, or month dedicated to velociraptor awareness.

 

First, know your enemy. Velociraptors can come in many shapes and sizes, from this:

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To this:

Image result for velociraptor jurassic park

 

They're also incredibly intelligent and can open doors with ease, as seen in the do***entary Jurassic Park. However, they have some limitations. Make sure all of your doorknobs look like this, as velociraptors cannot open them:

 

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If they do manage to get in, it's common knowledge that velociraptors have little known weaknesses. We recommend to have either a shotgun, rocket launcher, or pet Tyrannosaurus available at all times. Although it hasn't been 100% proven, it's thought that a model resonating chamber may trick one into thinking you're one of them.

 

To wrap this up, consult the following images to make sure you're velociraptor safe:

 

I hope you all find this information valuable and have a fun and safe Velociraptor Awareness Day.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

“Banana oil.”- George Takei, Gigantis: The Fire Monster

6 Responses to Velociraptor Awareness Day 2018

I Meme Everything

2KMember4115 XPApr-15-2018 3:50 PM

Image result for this is where the fun begins

"Part of the journey is the end..."

Something Real

LegendMember5639 XPApr-15-2018 4:45 PM

SCI-FI KING25 - Hahaha! This was most wonderful! Thank you ever so much for taking the time to share this most important notice with us! :)

The Jurassic Bootleg

InitiateMember468 XPApr-15-2018 4:53 PM

Just get Owen and everything should be fine.

Godzilla Generations was a beautiful game! I loved the fact that there's a laser cannon inside of Dr. Serizawa's eyepatch.

Sci-Fi King25

2KMember4297 XPApr-15-2018 5:46 PM

^The Indominus is part raptor. What’ll Owen do if the raptors bring the Indominus or Indoraptor?

“Banana oil.”- George Takei, Gigantis: The Fire Monster

The Jurassic Bootleg

InitiateMember468 XPApr-15-2018 5:54 PM

Train them too, simple.

Godzilla Generations was a beautiful game! I loved the fact that there's a laser cannon inside of Dr. Serizawa's eyepatch.

Rexy the T-Rex

NoobMember55 XPApr-18-2018 4:55 AM

@Sci-Fi King25 if they brought the indominus he has rexy and blue if they brought the indoraptor he has blue or rexy for a quick and painfull death for the indoraptor

Keep calm and trust Rexy

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