Triceratops vs Megaraptor

Triceratops

Length: 30 feet

Height: 13 feet

Weight: 8 tons

Megaraptor

Length: 30 feet

Height: 8 feet

Weight: 1.5 tons

Three megaraptors circle a triceratops. Suddenly they charge from behind and leap onto the triceratops. The triceratops grinds its horny beak, ignores the pain and backs into a tree. The megaraptors leap off the trike’s back. One makes the mistake of trying to leap over the trike’s head, thinking he can just escape by kicking it in the face and dodging the horns. Too bad. It gets grabbed by the leg and slammed on the ground. Horny beak marks ring around the unconscious megaraptor’s foot and it gets trampled. No sooner has the triceratops crushed the neovenatorid’s skull than do the two other megaraptors ignore the three horned face’s horns and rip out its eyes. The trike is completely blinded and can only shake its head painfully when the neovenatorids go back to slashing. The triceratops is weakening from blood loss and grows desperate. A soft pitter-patter of footsteps and the smell of fresh blood come from ahead and out of sheer desperation, a bit of luck and a lot of horn, the triceratops swings its massive, mighty head… and slices the ___________ (insert synonym for extremely surprised here) megaraptor right in HALF!!!!!!! The remaining megaraptor knows that by himself he is no match for a triceratops, even a blind one, so he retreats to the relative safety of a huge redwood and waits for the triceratops to bleed out.

AND THE WINNER IS…………….. MEGARAPTOR!!!!!!!!!!!!

The megaraptors were similarly sized (not really, but at least in length), had a speed advantage, agility advantage, intelligence advantage and just about any other advantage excluding strength. The triceratops was already quite lucky to get this far.

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