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Rick

MemberXenomorphFeb-26-2012 9:36 PM
Space Jockeys/Engineers, has anyone considered they're probably mutated Smurfs on growth hormone or could they be Blue Man Group Rejects? LOL, Any other ideas?

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craigamore

MemberOvomorphFeb-26-2012 10:02 PM
That would mean the [b]SPACEJOCKEYS ARE FROM EARTH AS WELL!!!!!!!!!!!!![/b]... ....but let's not forget about Weyland-Yutani Corp., subsidiary of The Wal-Mart Corporation....Building Better Worlds for Better Wal-Marts the universe over for mankind to peddle its various plastic sundries, largely of chinese manufacture, to all the species they HOPE will make a pit stop on their long interplanetary roadtrips with screaming whippersnappers howling in the backpods of their mid-sized space sedans.....

Rick

MemberXenomorphFeb-26-2012 10:08 PM
How do we know there isn't a Space Jockey Truck Stop floating around Zeta R with a Space Balls RV parked at it?

craigamore

MemberOvomorphFeb-26-2012 10:13 PM
Hello my baby...Hello my honey.....Hello my ragtime gal.......Send me a kiss by wire........Baby, my heart's on fire....... [img]http://mos.totalfilm.com/images/b/best-worst-movie-spoof-scenes-03-420-75.jpg[/img] Don't eat the specials at that pit stop....[b]EVER[/b]......

Rick

MemberXenomorphFeb-26-2012 10:20 PM
Aint that the truth. If you do you end up with a Sparky playing with your Tubercle....LOL

craigamore

MemberOvomorphFeb-26-2012 10:23 PM
tubercle?

Rick

MemberXenomorphFeb-26-2012 10:36 PM
tu·ber·cle   [too-ber-kuhl, tyoo-] Show IPA noun 1[b].a small rounded projection or excrescence, as on a bone or on the surface of the body.[/b] 2.Pathology. a.a small, firm, rounded nodule or swelling. b.such a swelling as the characteristic lesion of tuberculosis. 3.Botany . a tuberlike swelling or nodule. Yes, playing with your tubercle causes blindness.

Engineer Prototype - Model GAJ84

MemberOvomorphFeb-26-2012 11:57 PM
The Space Jockeys are sending Xenomorphs to cleanse Earth for the tragic travesty that is Justin Bieber.

CrazyDave55811

MemberOvomorphFeb-27-2012 12:00 AM
@Engineer Prototype - Model GAJ84 Then why kill me? I didn't do anything to deserve being slaughtered by xenos! It's not my fault the world has a squealey nugget dominating the airwaves. Dx

Rick

MemberXenomorphFeb-27-2012 5:35 AM
Wha what did Alanis do......I have a feeling this is part is going all Deliverance on us.

Cypher

Co-AdminMemberOvomorphFeb-27-2012 5:46 AM
Aw snap I was beaten to the SpaceBalls pun :-P Blue Man Group rejects is a definate possibility, the ones that were too tall to be on the stage. Although, did anyone ever notice how the Smurf that always "worked out" always seemed to be... I dunno.... A mite angry all the time? Hmmmmm. Smurf 'roid rage............ What WAS Brainy always cooking up in those "experiments" of his? Makes you wonder :-P
[url=http://www.robocopmovie.net/][img]http://i888.photobucket.com/albums/ac89/snorkelbottom/NewRoboBanner.jpg[/img][/url] "Is it dead this time?" "I dunno, poke it with this stick and see."

Cypher

Co-AdminMemberOvomorphFeb-27-2012 5:48 AM
Oh my Force I just inhaled water reading these :-P
[url=http://www.robocopmovie.net/][img]http://i888.photobucket.com/albums/ac89/snorkelbottom/NewRoboBanner.jpg[/img][/url] "Is it dead this time?" "I dunno, poke it with this stick and see."

Rick

MemberXenomorphFeb-27-2012 6:24 AM
Could be that the Smurfs are the engineers and Gargamel was the Mad Space Jockey Scientist that was always trying to eat them with his xeno pet Asrael.

Cypher

Co-AdminMemberOvomorphFeb-27-2012 6:31 AM
:-O I think you've nailed it Rick
[url=http://www.robocopmovie.net/][img]http://i888.photobucket.com/albums/ac89/snorkelbottom/NewRoboBanner.jpg[/img][/url] "Is it dead this time?" "I dunno, poke it with this stick and see."

Werthers Original

MemberOvomorphFeb-27-2012 9:26 AM
As long as they are not related to the Navi in Avatar =)

Rick

MemberXenomorphFeb-27-2012 5:35 PM
Oh shit the Navi on Brain Juice. How do you explain the bald head and no hair tendrils?

Cypher

Co-AdminMemberOvomorphFeb-27-2012 9:59 PM
Radiation poisoning from the exploded Atmosphere Processor........ Wait that was something else.......... But Gearbox thought it would be a good idea..... I still think they're being lazy........... It also could have been Brainy Smurf's concoctions........... :-P
[url=http://www.robocopmovie.net/][img]http://i888.photobucket.com/albums/ac89/snorkelbottom/NewRoboBanner.jpg[/img][/url] "Is it dead this time?" "I dunno, poke it with this stick and see."

Cypher

Co-AdminMemberOvomorphFeb-27-2012 11:22 PM
What if the original Alien was just an ingrown hair that got mixed in with some radiation from the ships backwash or contact with a canister of leftover ship's waste when someone fell into it?? And what if the big bald blue guy in the Space Jockey Chair room WAS the original Navi? I think I'm starting to fit the pieces together here :-P
[url=http://www.robocopmovie.net/][img]http://i888.photobucket.com/albums/ac89/snorkelbottom/NewRoboBanner.jpg[/img][/url] "Is it dead this time?" "I dunno, poke it with this stick and see."

craigamore

MemberOvomorphFeb-27-2012 11:23 PM
Raspberries...........

Cypher

Co-AdminMemberOvomorphFeb-28-2012 2:28 AM
mmmmmmm raspberries. Now I want a raspberry slurpee :-P
[url=http://www.robocopmovie.net/][img]http://i888.photobucket.com/albums/ac89/snorkelbottom/NewRoboBanner.jpg[/img][/url] "Is it dead this time?" "I dunno, poke it with this stick and see."
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