craigamore
MemberOvomorphFeb-26-2012 10:02 PMThat would mean the [b]SPACEJOCKEYS ARE FROM EARTH AS WELL!!!!!!!!!!!!![/b]...
....but let's not forget about Weyland-Yutani Corp., subsidiary of The Wal-Mart Corporation....Building Better Worlds for Better Wal-Marts the universe over for mankind to peddle its various plastic sundries, largely of chinese manufacture, to all the species they HOPE will make a pit stop on their long interplanetary roadtrips with screaming whippersnappers howling in the backpods of their mid-sized space sedans.....
Rick
MemberXenomorphFeb-26-2012 10:08 PMHow do we know there isn't a Space Jockey Truck Stop floating around Zeta R with a Space Balls RV parked at it?
craigamore
MemberOvomorphFeb-26-2012 10:13 PMHello my baby...Hello my honey.....Hello my ragtime gal.......Send me a kiss by wire........Baby, my heart's on fire.......
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Don't eat the specials at that pit stop....[b]EVER[/b]......
Rick
MemberXenomorphFeb-26-2012 10:20 PMAint that the truth. If you do you end up with a Sparky playing with your Tubercle....LOL
craigamore
MemberOvomorphFeb-26-2012 10:23 PMtubercle?
Rick
MemberXenomorphFeb-26-2012 10:36 PMtu·ber·cle [too-ber-kuhl, tyoo-] Show IPA
noun
1[b].a small rounded projection or excrescence, as on a bone or on the surface of the body.[/b]
2.Pathology.
a.a small, firm, rounded nodule or swelling.
b.such a swelling as the characteristic lesion of tuberculosis.
3.Botany . a tuberlike swelling or nodule.
Yes, playing with your tubercle causes blindness.
Engineer Prototype - Model GAJ84
MemberOvomorphFeb-26-2012 11:57 PMThe Space Jockeys are sending Xenomorphs to cleanse Earth for the tragic travesty that is Justin Bieber.
CrazyDave55811
MemberOvomorphFeb-27-2012 12:00 AM@Engineer Prototype - Model GAJ84
Then why kill me? I didn't do anything to deserve being slaughtered by xenos! It's not my fault the world has a squealey nugget dominating the airwaves. Dx
Rick
MemberXenomorphFeb-27-2012 5:35 AMWha what did Alanis do......I have a feeling this is part is going all Deliverance on us.
Cypher
Co-AdminMemberOvomorphFeb-27-2012 5:46 AMAw snap I was beaten to the SpaceBalls pun :-P Blue Man Group rejects is a definate possibility, the ones that were too tall to be on the stage. Although, did anyone ever notice how the Smurf that always "worked out" always seemed to be... I dunno.... A mite angry all the time? Hmmmmm. Smurf 'roid rage............ What WAS Brainy always cooking up in those "experiments" of his?
Makes you wonder :-P
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"Is it dead this time?" "I dunno, poke it with this stick and see."
Cypher
Co-AdminMemberOvomorphFeb-27-2012 5:48 AMOh my Force I just inhaled water reading these :-P
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"Is it dead this time?" "I dunno, poke it with this stick and see."
Rick
MemberXenomorphFeb-27-2012 6:24 AMCould be that the Smurfs are the engineers and Gargamel was the Mad Space Jockey Scientist that was always trying to eat them with his xeno pet Asrael.
Cypher
Co-AdminMemberOvomorphFeb-27-2012 6:31 AM:-O I think you've nailed it Rick
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"Is it dead this time?" "I dunno, poke it with this stick and see."
Werthers Original
MemberOvomorphFeb-27-2012 9:26 AMAs long as they are not related to the Navi in Avatar =)
Rick
MemberXenomorphFeb-27-2012 5:35 PMOh shit the Navi on Brain Juice. How do you explain the bald head and no hair tendrils?
Cypher
Co-AdminMemberOvomorphFeb-27-2012 9:59 PMRadiation poisoning from the exploded Atmosphere Processor........ Wait that was something else.......... But Gearbox thought it would be a good idea..... I still think they're being lazy...........
It also could have been Brainy Smurf's concoctions........... :-P
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"Is it dead this time?" "I dunno, poke it with this stick and see."
Cypher
Co-AdminMemberOvomorphFeb-27-2012 11:22 PMWhat if the original Alien was just an ingrown hair that got mixed in with some radiation from the ships backwash or contact with a canister of leftover ship's waste when someone fell into it?? And what if the big bald blue guy in the Space Jockey Chair room WAS the original Navi? I think I'm starting to fit the pieces together here :-P
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"Is it dead this time?" "I dunno, poke it with this stick and see."
craigamore
MemberOvomorphFeb-27-2012 11:23 PMRaspberries...........
Cypher
Co-AdminMemberOvomorphFeb-28-2012 2:28 AMmmmmmmm raspberries. Now I want a raspberry slurpee :-P
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"Is it dead this time?" "I dunno, poke it with this stick and see."