Avengers: Infinity War Plot

Found the plot of Marvel's biggest movie yet. Thought I'd be an obnoxious prick and spoil it for y'all.

Thanos goes to Xandar and begins wrecking the place. Nova Prime alerts the Guardians of the Galaxy, who begin to travel to Xandar. Thanos takes the Power Stone and uses it to kill all life on the planet. He leaves on his ship as the Guardians arrive and silently follow him. Thanos is smirking as the camera zooms in on the Power Stone and the title shows.

Thor and Loki see Thanos storm their ship and slaughter the Asgardians. Loki gives up the Tesseract in exchange for the lives of Thor and the others. Thanos puts the Space Stone in the gauntlet and teleports Hulk to Earth. He squeezes Thor's head, knocking him out as he kills everyone else, including Loki.

After Thanos leaves, the Guardians find Thor and they introduce each other. Star-Lord, Gamora, Drax, and Mantis follow Thanos while Rocket and Groot go with Thor. They go to Nidavellir, where Thor creates the axe Stormbreaker to replace Mjolnir.

Star-Lord, Gamora, Drax, and Mantis go to Knowhere, where they see Thanos kill the Collector and take the Reality Stone. When he leaves, the Guardians reunite with Nebula, who agrees to help them fight Thanos.

Thanos sends Corvus Glaive and Proxima Midnight to Edinburgh, where they attack Vision and Wanda and take the Mind Stone. They are about to die when they are saved by Steve, Sam, and Natasha, and Glaive and Midnight return to Thanos without the stone. Because of their failure, Thanos kills them.

Steve calls Tony, who is in the Sanctum Sanctorum. In New York, Iron Man, Spider-Man, and Doctor Strange fight Cull Obsidian and Ebony Maw, who take the Time Stone. They return to Thanos but are killed since he no longer needs them.

Tony and Steve meet up in the Avengers facility, where Steve suggests going to Wakanda to protect Vision. They gather everyone and split into two teams, including Ant-Man and Hawkeye. Captain America, Black Widow, Falcon, Banner, War Machine, Vision, and Scarlet Witch go to Wakanda while Iron Man, Spider-Man, and Doctor Strange go to Titan. Shuri removes the Mind Stone from Vision as Thanos sends the Outriders to take the stone. A massive battle takes place.

Iron Man, Spider-Man, and Doctor Strange meet Star-Lord, Gamora, Nebula, and Drax on Titan and find the Soul Stone as Thanos arrives. A massive battle takes place with Thanos easily defeating them and takes the Soul Stone. Thor, Rocket, and Groot interfere and help them escape to Wakanda, with Thanos chasing after them.

They join the Battle of Wakanda, helping Steve's group. Thanos arrives, takes the Mind Stone after killing Vision, and easily defeats everyone. Doctor Strange opens a portal to help everyone escape, with Iron Man and Captain America sacrificing their lives. The survivors regroup in an unknown location.

There, I just saved you guys the trouble of buying tickets and going to the movie.