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Lord Tyrannos

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Posted Sep-01-2016 4:57 AM

Episode 1

This is impossipossipossible!  Possipossipossible!  XD

Qui-Gon: Anakin, stay right where you are.

Anakin: But I-

Qui-Gon: Shut the fuck up!

Wow that's fitting music for a funeral.

That ending...lol

 

Episode 2

Yeah if Obi-Wan caught them...

Obi-Wan: Your dicks are very impressive.  You must be very proud.

Lol that Obi-Wan vs Jango Fett scene.

And that one where the beast runs Jango over.

And of course...

The

Epic

Conclusion

 

Episode 3

Palpatine's fart lol

Anakin: Buzz droids!  *Starts making buzzing noises

Obi-Wan: O shit I kild Ani

Darth Vader: BITCH PLEASE

Darth Tyranus: Your penises please!

Grevious: I was expecting someone with your reputation to be a little faggot!

Mace Windu: Take a shit young Skywalker.

Anakin: NO!

Lol Anakin vs Obi-Wan

Wookiees: HERE WE!  HERE WE!  HERE WE FUCKING GO!

Legolas lol

Palpatine: Are you going to fuck me?

Anakin: I would certainly like to.

Obi-Wan: Oh dear.

Lol Yoda falling and jumping

 

Episode 4

That intro text XD

That first Luke scene lol

That Vader and Tarkin scene is better than any scene between them in the actual film

Han right before he says "What are you talking about?" lol
That stormtrooper scene...

Dancing stormtroopers!

Captain Antilles: *tries to stab Vader with a lightsaber*

Darth Vader: BITCH PLEASE

*Officer gags a buncha times when Vader releases his Force choke*

Han: Negative negative

Darth Vader: The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the penis!

*Audience laughs*

Episode 5

Leia: Why you scruffy-up, half-looking, nerf-witted, half-stuck, scruffy-witted, nerf-looking nerf nerf nerf nerf neh neh neh neh laserbrain!

Han: *Shoots lasers out of brain*

Han Solo can't dance

General: Prepare for-

Palpatine: Battle!

Han and Leia lol

C-3PO: The possibilities of successfully navigating an ass are approximately OVER 9000 to 1.

That Yoda scene XD

Palpatine: Search Bing, Lord Vader.  Destroyers.

That Lando and Han scene...0_0

The epic conclusion tho

 

Episode 6

That opening with Luke lol

That scene with 3PO

Han XD

Jabba: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Han's eyes lol

Sidious: Soon one of us will be crushed if young Skywalker becomes one with the Rebellion.

Vader's reaction tho

Han: Did you fuck Luke?

Leia: Uh yeah

Sidious: His compassion for you will be his undoing.  And he will bring you before you.

The Ewok death lol

Chewie and 2 stormtroopers...oh Gawd

Vader and Sidious 0_0

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