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Raptor-401

Mar-08-2016 5:54 PM

Today I came up with some dinosaur jokes that I think people may enjoy if they like cheesy jokes, I hope you enjoy:

 

Q: How did they T. rex feel after his workout?

A: Dino-sore.

 

Q: What do you call a dinosaur that is quick with some sick rhymes?

A: Veloci-rapper

 

Q: What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A: Tyrannosaurus Wreck

 

Q: What do you call a dinosaur that is a police officer?

A: Tricera-cop

 

And my new terrible unfunny version of this classic joke...

 

Q: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl use the restroom?

A: Because he's dead.

Well that's it for now. If you want to hear my other jokes which if I were to post here would probably go against the Code of Conduct, just PM me at your own risk of possibly getting slightly offended I mean I just see them as jokes but other people say otherwise, especially the series of baby jokes I keep on creating...

 

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7 Responses to Dinosaur Jokes

Dynamosaurus Imperiosus/ Raptorexxx 700

Mar-08-2016 10:54 PM

Raptor-401: ... pls...stahp... way too cheesy :) and boy its been a loooooong time since i've commented on ur posts nice to see you still active

I Meme Everything (Tyrannos)

Mar-09-2016 3:12 AM

Or Indominus wreck 

aNd lIsTeN tHiS uP! yOu'Re gOiNg tO...i'M gOiNg tO...iF yOu dO tHiS oNe mOrE tImE i'M gOiNg tO tElL mIsS mUrRaY tHaT yOu dOnE tHaT sH!T! dO yOu hEaR mE?

Lord Vader

Mar-09-2016 4:51 AM

And the car was Tyrannosaurus Wrecked, let's not leave that out. 

 

Sometimes we we need the cheesy jokes.

Jack of all trades. Master of none

Raptor-401

Mar-09-2016 2:58 PM

@Raptorxxx 700: Well I've always been checking in daily, however I was mainly making chat updates and just checking to see if everything was going good for Scified. Some weeks ago I made a topic, but didn't get more than one reply I believe, But yeah, I hope to be around here more actively :D

@Lord Vader: I posted this because I feel its good to have some cheesy fun on the forum again, that and wanted to psoted something fun after not having done so in a while.

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Alphadino65

Mar-10-2016 8:09 AM

I got a few.

What do you call it when your favourite dinosaur appears out of nowhere to save the day?

Deus Rex-Machina.

 

What do you call a dinosaur park that feeds its dinosaurs bacon?

Jurassic Pork.

 

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens weren't around yet.

 

What do you call a hybrid of Triceratops and a kangaroo?

Tricera-hops.

 

What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A Try-try-try-ceratops.

 

What do you get when a Spinosaurus walks through a starwberry field?

Strawberry jam.

 

Why does Brachiosaurus have a long neck and hold his head high?

His feet smell.

 

Why does the Brachiosaurus' feet smell?

He always walks through egg-stink nests.

 

What's a dinosaur enthusiast's best pick-up line?

Baby, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.

 

What do you do with a blue velociraptor?

Cheer her up.

Raptor-401

Mar-10-2016 8:13 PM

Alphadino, some of those were great, and some of them were a bit too cheesy XD.

 

I don't have any more dinosaur ones at the moment.

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ankybeatsall2468

Mar-11-2016 5:39 AM

If a dinosaur was in a car accident, it would be more Big Motor Wrecked and less tyrannosaurus Wreck. 

Actually, scratch that. A dinosaur in a car is accident enough.

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