Posted Apr-15-2014 12:53 AM
I've decided to have a little fun, I've writen an epic fight. This is my first fight, enjoy the awesome epicness! Like all great stories, this one has a moral to it.
This individual is an adult male.
Weight: 12 tons
This individual is a 3.5 week old baby.
It is a sunny, summer morning, the dew is glistening off the blades of grass, all is at peace on Isla Sorna. Over at a styracosaurus nest, the only born baby, Rocky, is waking up. His parents are asleep, he's so hungry. He finds a few dandelions and decides it's breakfast time, he eats them up and is content. Then he gets bored, he has nothing to do, until a bright yellow butterfly lands on his horn. Rocky is startled and jumps, the butterfly flies off into the distance, he decides o chase it. With clumsy leaps and bounds, he chases the butterfly into the forest, he is now far away from his nest. The butterfly lands on a rock, Rocky seizes his chance and lunges at it and misses, he is frustated.
Suddenly, the ground beneath him starts to shake and rise, the rock wasn't a rock at all, it was a spinosaurus. The spino was angry being woken up from his slumber, he gave a low growl, Rocky was scared and ran. The spino wanted to kill the nuisance so he gave chase, Rocky was quicker than he looked, weaving around the brush, while spino just simply ran through it.
After running for a good while, Rocky got exhausted and rested on the edge of a 20 foot drop off. The ridge was lined with shrubs and dropped off onto an area of ground covered with thick moss. Having rested for about thirty seconds, Rocky turned around to see the staring eye of the spino 2 feet away. The spino was on the mossy bit of ground below the ridge and was eye-level with the toddler once he lowered himself down a bit.
Rocky was tired of running and the hot temper of a ceratopsian suddenly flared up. He'd seen his parents defend the nest on many occasions and new what to do. He sets his feet, lowers his head, padds the ground and then squeals a squeal that was meant to be a bellow. The spino at this point is amused by the little vermin's threat, he wasn't paying attention. Rocky charges full-speed ahead and runs his horn straight into the eye of the spino. The spinosaurus rears back, but the horn is embedded too deep in his eye, so Rocky goes up with him.
The spinosaurus thrashes his head around until the horn comes loose and Rocky falls to the ground but is only bruised due to the soft moss. Now the spino is in deep pain having his eye just impaled, and stumbles around in pain until he trips on a boulder and falls on his back, rolling down the hill which ultimatley crushes his sail and breaks his back.
Rocky is now a badass for killing a spino and has picked up the scent of home is prancing his way there when the talons of a pterosaur pick him up and fly away. The pterosaur is extremely happy closes his eyes in joy and thinking what success it was. The pterosaur is so wrapped up in his delight that he flies straight into the jaws of a t rex. The t rex was very confused at first, but then grinned (well if dinos could grin, he'd be grinning), accepting the snack cheerfully.
Rocky, or maybe the t rex.
Butterflies are evil!
As you can see, this fight was really just for fun.
Please comment below!
Youre fat, and I'm not sugarcoating it cause you'd probably eat that too.