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MemberOvomorphMar-09-2012 10:30 AM
What do you call a spaceship with a faulty air-conditioning unit? A frying saucer What do you get if you cross an ex-Popstar with an extra-terrestrial? Kym Martian What do aliens wear to posh weddings? Space suits What's grey, "mad for it" and lives on Mars? Alien Gallagher [b]If Martians live on Mars and Venusians live on Venus, who lives on Pluto? Fleas (Pluto being Mickey Mouse's dog!)[/b] Who's long, slippery, and always phones home when he goes sightseeing? E.T. the extra tourist eel Why are aliens messy tea-drinkers? With flying saucers, it's hard not to spill it Where do Martians get their eggs? From the little green hen Why is an alien like a collection of famous actors' autographs? They've both come from the stars What do you get if you cross a Martian with a golf score? A little green bogey What are aliens' favourite sweets? Martian-mallows Did you hear about the alien who flew a spaceship from Neptune to Uranus in just 3 minutes and 21 seconds? He's listed in the Guinness Book Of Out-Of-This-World Records Why don't aliens celebrate Christmas? Because they don't like to give away their presence Who's the greatest footballer on Mars? Michael UFOwen
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wheresbasky?

MemberOvomorphMar-09-2012 10:43 AM
How did Darth Vader know what Obi Wan Kinobi got him for Christmas??? He felt his presents!!!

Spartacus

MemberOvomorphMar-09-2012 10:45 AM
awesome one wheresbasky, lmao...

Xenomorph 54

MemberOvomorphMar-09-2012 4:51 PM
Why is Han solo the best admin? Because he lock first.
Have you heard of phoenix asteroids? They glow in every color of the rainbow...they travel endlessly through space...
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